little pig, little pig, let me in
October 2008

A bunch of BTL landlords are getting a bit grumpy about the state of the housing market. In particular they are looking for the government to force banks to lend them more money at interest rates below what banks currently are offering. They are using the argument that tenants may be made homeless unless banks lend more money, and more cheaply than they are now.

Here is the text of the petition:

"Thousands of tenants are set to be made homeless, as lenders fail to offer new products to buy-to-let landlords. In thousands of cases, rental income does not meet the mortgage payments and the owner is left with a shortfall. Lenders are senselessly repossessing properties from landlords who are the victims of the banks current refusal to provide competetive mortages, and also pass on any interest rate decrease. We call for increased payment flexibilty, and also an 'Interest roll up' facility to be made mandatory whereby interest is added to the loan and can be re-paid by re-mortgaging or sale of the property in more favourable market conditions."

You can view the official petition here.

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/rentalcrisis/

Please note that the landlords are signing a petition because:

"...rental income does not meet the mortgage payments and the owner is left with a shortfall.."

If you see your landlord's name here, you might be forgiven for assuming that their finances are not too great.

This may or may not include TONY HUGHES to originator of the petition.


Someone has been at work removing undesirable signatures. That is DEMOCRACY for you.
The unedited signatures have been collected by people here before they were pulled. You should probably go towards the end of the list to see the funny ones.  There may be duplications and omissions... it was a very fluid process.

Abdullah Rhodes-Taylor
Jayne Hobson
Lucy Fearon
CAROL FAN
Tina Moss
Sharron Livingston
David Nunn
Robert Bailey
Tony Deveney
Mark Fidler
John Winlow
Carly Thompson
Kevin Andrew Phillips
graham williams
Caroline O'Brien
Barbara McLeish
Stephen Onslow
David Crow
Chris Kay
George Prassinos
Mr Lee
jonathan thornhill
Rob Best
Kath Armitage
hoa quach
h welch
Ian Thorniley
Christopher David Perry
Suleiman Dualeh
Eamonn Ruane
Dawn Webster
Vanessa Warwick
Beverley Fisher
Nick Tadd
James Richard Bluemink
kaye and terry orwin
RichardTeare
Douglas Carpenter
simon fowler
Martin Spuffard
David Lakin
Phillip Smith
Louise Lakin
Lakhvir Singh Manget
John Harris
Howard Shaw
Richard Wagstaff
marylyn sinclair
Garth McConnochie
Arun Sahajpal
ric hallikeri
Casey Harwood
tony makinson
Edward Dowd
Alissa Lang
Derek Robinson
Richard Pearce
william payne
Jonathan Pool
Marguerite Long
Andrew Diss
Richard Little
Adrian Todd
Katherine Diss
DARREN BAKER
Russell Beese
Lisa Tully
Colin Cornelius
Richard Elkan
Prashant Kotak
Walter Naughton
Linda Thorniley
stuart white
Dr Anthony P West
Tim Hodges
Barry Danser
Ron Hodgson
Jacqui Wash
S. Kapur
Paul Wrigglesworth
mark Connelly
NigelMmorgan
Simone Phillips
Anwar Harland-Khan
Tim Curtis
Alan Watts
Helen Marsden
Will Crossley
Coxford Lettings
Tony Sinclair
David Ronchetti
Squealing Overleveraged-Whiner
Paul O Sullivan
James Wylie
Jane Hughes
jason lee
simon mccardle
Mark King
Alan Woodcock
Trevor Kent
ron michaelis
Steven Moores
Angie Evans
ajay ahuja
M F Khan
Martin Kearsley
mark mcdermott
Paul Grootendorst
adrian rolls
John McKay
Steve Fretwell
Knight Khonje
R Lal
anna field
Mr Martin
David Gee
Safaraz Ali
Charles Gutu
Shahzad
Lucinda Longster
Andrew East
A Russo
Angus GY Scott
khalid Elkhadraoui
Mike Briggs
Helen McCarthy
Sheila Murray
Mrs J Wallace
Bob Turner
Catherine Dullea
joanna williams
kevin williams
Incompetent leveraged speculator begging for a bailout
stuart mckie
sandra crossley
Richard Price-Walker
Desiree Banugo
mike whitehead
Stephen Bradley
Buy to let scummer
Mike Robinson
I wanna be sick with these BTL whingers
laughing tenant
Zahid Khalid
Can't go wrong with bricks and mortar, eh?
Serves you all right, you greedy parasites
Barbara Gwyer
Heather McDonald-Hamilton
Clare Thwaites
I will find somewhere else that has cheeper rent you fools ha ha ha
God help me, I'm mortgaged to the balls
HRMC, please cross check names here with tax returns
Keith Johnstone
jillian mascall
BUY TO REGRET, HA HA
Hey government... Help me to ripoff the productive members of society
an unfair and greedy ignorant fockwit
Can you pay my landlords morgage for him while he screws me for the rent, Gov'.
R Fowler
Silly & Greedy Pimperne1
Don Cellini
Steven Vigor
Anyone who uses house price crash has a small *****... and brain
warren bowman
Chirag Patel
payman nayeri
Nicholas Von Hoogstraaten
Soon to be bankrupt
Debt is wealth, Ponzi Economics Rule!!!!
Squealing Sinking Piggie
innumerate parasite who was laughing about using 'other people's money' but now want my mum
tahir hussain
R Jones
Mr Greedy O Ver Leveraged-twit
Samy Solaiman
Edward Leetham
Thomas O'Donnell
Seth Armstrong
My STR fund is deflating £ shrinks LOL
My STR savings have gone, i thought i was clever
Something For Nothing
Chris Toal
Duncan Wood
Someone who wants other people to work for me while I put my feet up, like a dole scrounger
Fucking My Neighbour Inc.
Pretending I Care About My Tenants When I Really Just Want A Bail-Out For My Own Greedy Incompetence
I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds". I'm wondering is it them or me.
Steven Hope
Thomas Dodds
sucking for cash by 2010
I didn't plan for a possible increase in interest rates. I'm a stupid greedy prat. Please help me.
made a mistake!!! :-( please can it be fixed by taxpayers and taxpayers' children lol
BTL SCUMBAG GOING DOWN THE DRAIN
martin short
Rona Wood
Christopher James
BTL Slumlord
But, but, house prices only ever go up....scum
disgusting excuse for a human parasite on society
william ralph cook
Mr S Lumlord
Ivor Tumbling-Portfolio
BURN IN HELL YOU ******ING PARASITES OF SOCIETY
I helped ramp up prices
Mr Born Loser
Mrs. Hoopy Earring-Whore with Croydon facelift
Ebani Urod
sriram sithamparapillai
Lied to bet then wet the bed
Mark Stephen Walker
BTL PARASITE ROBBING YOUNGSTERS FUTURES, NOW WHINGING COS INVESTMENTS GO DOWN AS WELL AS UP
Bankrupt the BTL Bastards
graham diss
Keith McAvoy
GREEDY IDIOT WITHOUT AN 'EXIT STRATEGY' WHOSE TAX RETURNS NEED INVESTIGATING
Debbie Brown
Marc Warren
Clive Wheatstone
stef grant
john todd
J. L.Stiff
Mr Wilkins
Maty Deeks
Fergus Wilson
Garreth McEwan
denise carr
Gree D ****
neil ellis
Richard Powter
Andrew Lawton
Scaramanger
Julian Clark
ASHEESH DHIR
andrew dwyer
Sandy Halliday
You BTL scum deserve all you get.
michael stephenson
MARIA CARPIO-PEREZ
michael sherwood
I DON'T WANT TO WORK OR PAY TAX
Mark Ashby
Leslie Parr
Duncan MacGregor
Who will compensate those decent people hit by BTL blight neighbours?
Jean Walsh
Wilfred John Barry Wood
Lyn Clarke
vipul parekh
Kirsty Allsopps Arsehole
Richard Morgan
Timmy Tosser, BTL Scumbag, don't want to have to work for a living
Ravi Gataurda
Dhirajlal Morjaria
Justin Murray
mr chris wild
alan james edwards
GARY GORMAN
Renata Lanzoni
Hugh Janus, Buy Toilet Investments
RAMPING SLUMLORD
Russell Jenkins
yea right you made some money and then lsot some what is the problem
Hugh Wardle
Richard plumb
Estelle Blackburn
Martin Andrew
MARK WADDELL
MY BTL ******UP
Heres hoping all you BTL scum get repossesed
David Gray
John Woodward
Why should BTL speculators get this relief and not real businesses and real home owners?
shaun dunleavy
DESERVE TO BE BROKE FOR PLAYING THE PONZI SCHEME
Privatised profit during the good times want Govt to socialise losses during the bad times
Andrew Burns
GREEDY BTL SCUM. YOU GET ALL YOU DESERVE. NOW FOOK OFF AND ENJOY WHAT'S COMING!
michael annandale
I GAMBLED AND I LOST. I AM TOO STUPID TO REALISE THAT MY INVESTMENT MAY GO DOWN AS WELL AS UP.
I LOVE watching BTL parasites go broke. Welcome to the free market suckers!
Yvonne Davidson
I LIED TO THE BANK ABOUT MY INCOME TO BUY AN OVER-PRICED ASSET THAT IS NOW DECREASING IN VALUE.
I CANNOT AFFORD TO PAY BACK THE MONEY I BORROWED THEREFORE WOULD LIKE A GOVERNMENT BAILOUT.
Stephen Davidson
MY MUMMY NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE BAD THINGS IN LIFE, IT WASN'T MY FAULT ETC..
Anibal Soares
Portfolio Pete - would-be state-sponsored hedonist
GET LOST MORONS
ruta skrinskiene
OH HAI, I C U R GOIN BANKRUPT THAZ GUD
Suresh Rajpura
Jason Berry
David Somers
kurt barlow is that you or a dogs ****? hpc morons w@nking themselves off to internet porn again
Andrew Egoroff
Janice Ulatowski
DO I HAVE TO GET A JOB NOW
SOON TO BE BANKRUPT
Barry Mitchell
David NIcklin
You haven't saved for a pension, you're in negative equity and the rent doesn't cover the mortgage
can anyone at HPC pass the brain cell I feel an urge to wipe the floor with myself eh kurt barlow
Martin Hopper
Phil Doolan
BRING ON THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH! ENJOY!! See housepricecrash for info!
It's me pension innit - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
GET A PROPER JOB NOW YOU BTL PARASITES!
Ben Dover
Get a proper job now BT scum!
Cathy White
Scumbag BTL Parasite Failure
Calum Watt
Mortgage rates go up 1% and piggies squeal, LOL.
Tenants won't go homeless, major oversupply of begging BTLers now.
David Briscoe
danny potter
Keith Widdrington
I REGRET MY ARROGANCE AND ADMIT THAT I HAVE BEEN WRONG ALL ALONG
I didn't do my sums because "property only ever goes up"
kurt barlow, mortgage free BTL investor and imminent offshore resident in tax free country
DROWNING IN BUY TO LET DEBT
Krusty Clown Allsop
jacqui dunn
Paul Thorne
HOSEPIPES FOR SALE WILL FIT BMW X5 EXHAUSTS PM ME FOR DETAILS
I WISH I HADN’T TASTED THE CONGEALED FANNY BATTER THAT OOZED FROM KRUSTY PIGSHIT
BUT, BUT, BUT THE GOVERNMENT WON'T LET IT HAPPEN
Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper's deformed mutant cyborg child
Peter Rachman Wannabe
dhansukh mistry
Chand & Ash Bedi
Please intervene to make BTL property a one-way bet.
Marcus Connew
I BET ON THE 2.30 AT NEWMARKET IT CAME IN 4TH. PLEASE FORCE BOOKIES TO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
I chose beetamax over VHS, please make electrical retailer give me a refund
Please make lenders give me a 'roll up of foreskin’ option during the current market conditions
I THOUGHT I'D SCREW TENANTS BUT NOW I'M GETTING SCREWED. I DEMAND THE GOVT BAIL ME OUT
maxine pusey
Greedy Gambling Idiot
William LargeBalls
Like gimme sum cash coz i aint gettin much from me tennents innit
Pigsick BTL Ha ha
BTL NON-TAXPAYING IDIOT SCUM WILL SUCK GORDON'S **** FOR A HANDJOB, i mean, HANDOUT.
Please don't allow me to have to take responsibility for my own actions
denying future generations, the opportunity to own their own homes, for my own selfish gain
Saag Paneer
Del E Teemey
Louise Lewis - Dogwalker for Hire
Please Refund My Lottery-Quid
Gaeng Ped
The Wilsons - what a great idea, we are in deep shit and need some help!
Can I have my rent deferred.
Drew Peacock
Phony Spughes, the Petition Creator
I'm going to run you over in your repoed BMW X5, then do wheelspins on your graves
Hugh Jarse
Brian Harvey (former East 17 frontman)
Gupta Nogood
Wendy McGuinnes
The Queen is also a thieving BTLer
Katie Katona
Maureen off Driving School
Should've done your homework, prices go down as well as up, interest rates go up as well as down
rep o'sessed
Daniel Latto
Aw diddums poor wittle BTLers deleting our gloating
Rupert Rigsby, Rising Damp Properties
All these piggies squealing is making me aroused
Wang King
Robert Bernard Fowler
Sandor Kovacs
Bruno Powroznik, economist and umbrella salesman
Wang King
Richard Pountain
 ponzi
Ureen Deep-Shit
 Chris Peacock
 btl cox-ukker
Charles Ponzi
P. Ness
Iva Semillon
Charles Ponzi
Fanny Adams
Peter Rachman
Nokash Lehft
 B Day
Ivor Biggun
maxine pusey
William LargeBalls
Fazil Kazmy
Alfred Streete
Kelly Jackson
K Mathieson
Donna Smith
michael lancaster
Durak Pizda
Michael Young
Wendy McGuinnes
Daniel Latto
Shane McParland
Amanda Wright
Gill James
Richard Pountain
Iva Semillon
B Day
Good riddance to bad BTL rubbish
Alejandro Zapata
Vanessa Warwick AKA Jimmy Hill in drag
headbanger ballsed vanessa warwick, bankrupt
Vanessa Warwick, you are skeletor and I claim my five pounds
I Can't Believe It's not a Proper Investment!
How dare banks not lend me money at a rate I find acceptable!
When is Kirstie going to eat her hat?
sold generations down the drain, for my own greed
Hugh Janus, Buy Toilet' Investments
elp me becuse i is gredy n fick!
Rupert Rigsby, Rising Damp Properties
Crispin spent all daddys inheritance on a bill BTL idea
BTL - Bloody Too Leveraged
Can I have the fiver I lost on the Grand National back as well?
Lost some money on shares, please bail me out as well
Cocky McArseshit fell of his pedestal
Can't we just spin the roulette wheel until I win?
Paul Mycock, Northern Rock BTL advisor
Incompetent leveraged speculator begging for a bailout
Kirsty Allsopp tries to hide her fat **** under big coats, it doesn't work
googlebot, please associate keywords Tony Hughes with the words Greedy Paedophile
Aladdin Von Pinkle-Ponkle VIII
Crispin of Battersea
Robert De Souza
Geoff Challis
Laurence Sherwood
GREEDY LOSING CLOT
Roger Ramjet
Winnie Bago
eugene ogrady
Paul Skinback
Zelda Kowz
Paul Meoff
Phil McAvity
Hugo Under
Ilene Bussell
Jenny Tull
R Stornaway
Hugh Schloss
I M Bankrupt
Manuel Labor
I caused the credit crunch and the UK recession
Mike Leflay
Why are we paying taxes so someone can delete these signatures?
Misty Meanor
Sergej Kasperovic
Vanessa Warwick looks like a crack whore in a suit.
Yom Kippur
Paul McGhee
butt fucked BTL'r
BTL - Born To Leech
Ben Crobbery
Ure Soover
Gorgon Brown has a slack jaw that drops after every sentence he utters
Goran Ivanisivic
vanessa warwick, please can i have my job back on headbangers ball, im bankrupt
Johnnie Woo
BTL BellEnd
Krusty Allsop
Highly Leveraged Fuckwit
Vanessa Warwick looks like that Iceman they found in sweden
Anil Sozige
Vanessa Warwick... I wish I was still interviewing Metallica.
Greedy speculator with no sense of personal responsibility
M T Rabbithutches
Gorgon Brown has a slack jaw that drops after every sentence he utters
Kirsty Allsopp eats too many pies and cakes, the fat cunt
BTL bumboy
Gordon Browns glass eye has a fish swimming in it
Loser wanting others to pay for my greed
Executive Appartments, the crack dens of tomorrow, buy now whilst stocks last!
I made a bad investment decision and now I haven't got any money. Wibble.
Wendy last-have-a-sleep, yer greedy feckers!
BTL Parasite too stupid to do sums
House prices go down too? b-b-b-but I don't wanna work waaahhh
Mr R. Sole - BTL Guru / Investor
Vanessa Warwick, you are skeletor and I claim my five pounds
I Can't Believe It's not a Proper Investment!
How dare banks not lend me money at a rate I find acceptable!
When is Kirstie going to eat her hat?
sold generations down the drain, for my own greed
Hugh Janus, Buy Toilet' Investments
elp me becuse i is gredy n fick!
Rupert Rigsby, Rising Damp Properties
Crispin spent all daddys inheritance on a bill BTL idea
BTL - Bloody Too Leveraged
Can I have the fiver I lost on the Grand National back as well?
Lost some money on shares, please bail me out as well
Cocky McArseshit fell of his pedestal
Barry Thompson
Can't we just spin the roulette wheel until I win?
Paul Mycock, Northern Rock BTL advisor
BTL Landlords are just a plain bunch of ninnys
I'm bankrupt, get me out of here
Many house make light work - old Chinese proverb
Why should I lay in the bed I made?
Roll up of interest? Computer says no
Coz everybody's tax money should pay for my crap decisions
Vanessa Wawrick is a G.I.L.F
Vanessa Wawrick got me pregnant
Make it mandatory for buy-to-let landlords to exercise a 'shut the fuck up' option
The only thing im intrested in is PROFIT
I want to squeeze out a meaty log into Vanessa Warwick's mouth
andrew savva
Vanessa Warwick has an eight-inch willy.
this petition is wingeing rubbish
BTL Landlords are just a plain bunch of ninnys
I'm bankrupt, get me out of here
Many house make light work - old Chinese proverb
Why should I lay in the bed I made?
Roll up of interest? Computer says no
Coz everybody's tax money should pay for my crap decisions
Vanessa Wawrick is a G.I.L.F
Vanessa Wawrick got me pregnant
Make it mandatory for buy-to-let landlords to exercise a 'shut the ****** up' option
The only thing im intrested in is PROFIT
I want to squeeze out a meaty log into Vanessa Warwick's mouth
andrew savva
Vanessa Warwick has an eight-inch willy.
Batbrain Slumlord
this petition is wingeing rubbish
Make it mandatory for Tarquin's father to give him more pocket money.
B. Baggins
Valentin Varga
Adrian Braithwaite
I am shitting so many bricks right now that I have enough to build another BTL property
george f lee
www,TaxAbuserOfTheWeek.com Now BTLers want your tax money too
Sheep shagging but-to-let "investor"
Vanessa Warwick is a vagina face
I own 10 BTL shoeboxes, I can't go back to honest work, p-p-please Gordon, do something!
Retard In A Leotard
Oliver Twist
Jenna Talia
Peter Firth
If this doesn't get passed then Ikea is gonna go bankrupt with all the BTLers, OH NOSE!
PAUL HENDERSON
Brae Kwind
Steve Dunn
Les Behan
I dont wanna do a sexy time wit u vanessy
BTL Slumlords
Save my BTL skin, forget first time buyers, let them eat crack
tarquin hearts crispin's bum ;-)
OpheliaCox
Vanessa Warwick - the perfect face for radio